Colourful Ogre

Colourful Ogre desperately desired a custard pie that they would often put on his head. It is an exciting action, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Remarkably, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

Colourful Ogre owned a stapler that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly exciting operation, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a stapler being the chosen item.

Colourful Ogre often carried a pen that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a fairly peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

Colourful Ogre desperately wanted a piece of paper that they liked to rub on his belly. It is an original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

Colourful Ogre found a dildo that they would sometimes play with. This seems to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo having that done to it

Colourful Ogre desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.