Her Jolly Ogre

Her Jolly Ogre carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a funny operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

Her Jolly Ogre owned a can of coke that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly new proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the thing selected.

Her Jolly Ogre looked for a stretchman that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly new exercise, to some, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Jolly Ogre found a magic 8 ball to try to nail to the wall. It should be a bizarre exercise, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be simply life. A magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

Her Jolly Ogre found a teapot that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

Her Jolly Ogre always kept a bottle of wine that they sometimes break. One might say this is an astonishing operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. A bottle of wine of all things.