Confused Ogre

Confused Ogre looked for a piece of paper that they sometimes throw. It is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

Confused Ogre desired a condom that they would hug. This seems a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a condom being the thing selected.

Confused Ogre desperately searched for a set square that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be a funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was out of this world. Honestly, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

Confused Ogre found a spade to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the chosen thing.

Confused Ogre owned a bottle of wine that they would often cuddle. It is a different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

Confused Ogre desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would put up their bum. One might say this is a peculiar idea, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.