Their Retarded Ogre

Their Retarded Ogre desperately looked for a can of coke that they sometimes throw. It is considered to be a new action, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. A can of coke being the thing selected.

Their Retarded Ogre searched for a wig that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. A wig was the item that was opted for.

Their Retarded Ogre owned a rubber johnny that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be a fairly original suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

Their Retarded Ogre craved for a dildo that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a curious idea, to me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the item to choose.

Their Retarded Ogre craved for a custard pie that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a custard pie was the chosen item.

Their Retarded Ogre desperately craved for a cheese grater that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be an odd exercise, to most, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.