His Cheerful Ogre

His Cheerful Ogre owned a pen that they would often experiment on. It is considered to be an extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was fun. Strangely, a pen is the thing to opt for.

His Cheerful Ogre desperately searched for a chocolate bar to annihilate This seems a fairly surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

His Cheerful Ogre desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would break. It was an exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

His Cheerful Ogre owned a lava lamp that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be an unusual action, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

His Cheerful Ogre owned a melon that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be a surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a melon is the item that was chosen.

His Cheerful Ogre looked for a pen that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been an exciting undertaking, to some, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pen is the thing to select.