A Green Ogre

A Green Ogre craved for a sack of potatoes to eat. One might say this is a funny idea, to me, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

A Green Ogre always had with them a pint of cider that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

A Green Ogre desperately needed a bat that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be an extraordinary activity, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

A Green Ogre desperately needed a little monkey that they sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly strange idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. A little monkey being the chosen thing.

A Green Ogre desperately craved for a radiator that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been a fairly different thought, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a radiator of all things.

A Green Ogre desperately searched for a spade that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a spade being the chosen thing.