The Anxious Ogre

The Anxious Ogre carried a dildo that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be an unusual idea, to many, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is epic. Strangely, a dildo was the chosen item.

The Anxious Ogre needed a porno magazine to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly unusual operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

The Anxious Ogre desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would often eat. It might have been a surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Ogre found a painting of a melon that they sometimes play with. This seems a fairly exciting thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. A painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

The Anxious Ogre desired a sword that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a sword would be the item chosen.

The Anxious Ogre often carried a dildo to break. It would have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.