Funny Ogre

Funny Ogre needed a melon that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a new idea, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be fun. Who would have thought, a melon would be the item chosen.

Funny Ogre searched for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be epic. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

Funny Ogre always had with them a piece of paper that they would sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

Funny Ogre always had with them a ball to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an unusual action, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was magnificent. A ball would be the item that was chosen.

Funny Ogre desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would put up their bum. It is an astonishing thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

Funny Ogre always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would often try to balance on their head. It might be an odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.