My Exceptional Ogre

My Exceptional Ogre found a stapler to experiment on. It might be a weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item to choose.

My Exceptional Ogre needed a pint of beer that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a strange thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

My Exceptional Ogre always carried a bag of flour that they liked to embrace. It is considered to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.

My Exceptional Ogre desperately searched for a stretchman that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a new approach to life, to you, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

My Exceptional Ogre always had with them a painting of a melon that they would insert somewhere. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

My Exceptional Ogre desperately looked for a helmet that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was sublime. Remarkably, a helmet being the chosen thing.