The Stupid Ogre

The Stupid Ogre desperately desired a crown that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is a fairly new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be amazing. Remarkably, a crown is the item to select.

The Stupid Ogre had a radiator that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly different thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a radiator is the item to select.

The Stupid Ogre always carried a CD player that they would break. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be stunning. Honestly, a CD player was the item that was selected.

The Stupid Ogre craved for a pint of cider to experiment on. It should be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to some, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

The Stupid Ogre always kept a cheese grater to drop. It should have been a fairly exciting idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

The Stupid Ogre desperately wanted a helmet that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a helmet is the thing to select.