Depressed Ogre

Depressed Ogre owned a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems an astonishing thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

Depressed Ogre owned a condom that they would occasionally break. It is a fairly different approach to life, to you, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

Depressed Ogre desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was exciting. A rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

Depressed Ogre desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly original activity, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was exciting. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

Depressed Ogre craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sleep with. It would be a fairly new operation, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

Depressed Ogre looked for a bag of poop to play with. It would have been a peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bag of poop being the thing selected.