The Orange Ogre

The Orange Ogre often carried a wig that they would put on his head. It was a fairly odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

The Orange Ogre desperately searched for a set square that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a set square of all things.

The Orange Ogre desired a little monkey that they liked to eat. It might be a fairly bizarre idea, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was amazing. A little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Ogre desired a toilet brush that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems a bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a toilet brush is the item to select.

The Orange Ogre desperately wanted a little monkey to demolish. It should be a fairly strange proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a little monkey was the chosen item.

The Orange Ogre craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be an unusual activity, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.