His Depressed Ogre

His Depressed Ogre always carried a block of cheese that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly different undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was magnificent. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

His Depressed Ogre carried a ball that they would often try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a ball being the thing selected.

His Depressed Ogre desperately needed a sword to throw. This seems an exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a sword would be the item chosen.

His Depressed Ogre desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly different activity, to many, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

His Depressed Ogre desperately craved for a tomato that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

His Depressed Ogre desired a bottle of wine that they would throw. This is certainly a fairly original activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.