My Confused Ogre

My Confused Ogre often carried a pen to sit and look at. One might find this to be a surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen being the item selected.

My Confused Ogre always carried a sponge that they would sometimes smash. It might be an original approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a sponge having that done to it

My Confused Ogre always kept a pint of beer that they would often sleep with. This seems to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

My Confused Ogre looked for a hat that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might be a different proposal, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat was the chosen thing.

My Confused Ogre carried a stretchman that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be entertaining. A stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

My Confused Ogre often carried a helmet that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is fun. Strangely, a helmet was the thing that was selected.