Her Blue Ogre

Her Blue Ogre looked for a lava lamp that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be a peculiar suggestion, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

Her Blue Ogre desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally share. It would be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

Her Blue Ogre desired a hat that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly unusual operation, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a hat being the thing selected.

Her Blue Ogre found a bottle of wine that they sometimes put on his head. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

Her Blue Ogre desperately craved for a stretchman that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.

Her Blue Ogre desperately wanted a hat that they would play with. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to some, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be epic. Bizarrely, a hat was the item that was chosen.