A Tired Ogre

A Tired Ogre carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be a peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

A Tired Ogre wanted a rubber chicken that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

A Tired Ogre desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would try to balance on their head. It might be an unusual idea, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

A Tired Ogre often carried a can of Tango that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a different thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

A Tired Ogre desired a mug that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a mug was the thing that was selected.

A Tired Ogre needed a pen that they sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly different idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the thing that was selected.