funny

 I AM FAST AND READY 

 IT KNOCKS ME OUT THE SOCKS 

 I HAVE THE SNOUT FULL 

 IN MY ROOM IS A TRAIN, AND WHEN I DON'T BECOME ANOTHER CEILING, I WILL UNDRESS! 

 PAIN LET AFTER 

 THIS MAKES YOU SO FAST NOBODY AFTER 

 YOU ARE ON THE WOODWAY 

 YOU GET ONE ON THE NUT