My Naughty Orangutan

My Naughty Orangutan searched for a little monkey that they would often hug. This seems an unusual suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

My Naughty Orangutan desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would occasionally hug. This seems to be a fairly new approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

My Naughty Orangutan searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it would be epic. A pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

My Naughty Orangutan desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would worship. One might say this is a fairly funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

My Naughty Orangutan wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally embrace. It might have been a fairly original undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

My Naughty Orangutan desperately desired a set of lego that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be a curious activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the item opted for.