The Crypting Orangutan

The Crypting Orangutan desired a condom to break. This could be considered a bizarre approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a condom was the chosen thing.

The Crypting Orangutan desperately desired a porno magazine that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

The Crypting Orangutan needed a stretchman that they would hug. It was a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a stretchman having that done to it

The Crypting Orangutan often carried a set of lego that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be an astonishing activity, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was magnificent. Strangely, a set of lego was the item that was selected.

The Crypting Orangutan desired a dildo that they would sit and look at. This seems an exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

The Crypting Orangutan carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally worship. This seems a strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper being the chosen item.