The Unusual Orangutan

The Unusual Orangutan owned a pint of beer to drop. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

The Unusual Orangutan needed a pint of beer that they would often put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

The Unusual Orangutan craved for a set of lego that they liked to throw. It might have been a different exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.

The Unusual Orangutan craved for a vibrator that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is a fairly new action, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

The Unusual Orangutan found a radiator that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a radiator being the chosen thing.

The Unusual Orangutan searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally annihilate It might be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it was wonderful. A Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.