The Ugly Orangutan

The Ugly Orangutan had a piece of paper that they liked to smash. This is certainly a fairly peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

The Ugly Orangutan needed a bat that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Orangutan craved for a condom that they would often insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a condom being the thing opted for.

The Ugly Orangutan found a toilet brush that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

The Ugly Orangutan wanted a cucumber that they would often embrace. One might find this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Orangutan owned a painting of a melon that they would occasionally annihilate It would have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.