A Nervous Orangutan

A Nervous Orangutan owned a porno magazine that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly strange action, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

A Nervous Orangutan searched for a bag of flour that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is a fairly original thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.

A Nervous Orangutan owned a big sponge that they would occasionally play with. It should have been a fairly unusual exercise, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.

A Nervous Orangutan desperately wanted a computer that they would demolish. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Nervous Orangutan often carried a tomato that they liked to play with. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a tomato having that done to it

A Nervous Orangutan owned a pint of cider that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a different idea, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a pint of cider of all things.