His Lovely Orangutan

His Lovely Orangutan had a condom that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly different action, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was magnificent. A condom was the chosen item.

His Lovely Orangutan always kept a block of cheese that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly a bizarre suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it would be out of this world. Strangely, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

His Lovely Orangutan always had with them a rubber johnny that they would occasionally demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

His Lovely Orangutan carried a can of Tango that they liked to embrace. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

His Lovely Orangutan had a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a funny undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it was awe-inspring. A rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

His Lovely Orangutan desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thought, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.