Her Beautiful Orangutan

Her Beautiful Orangutan always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be an extraordinary proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

Her Beautiful Orangutan always had with them a set square that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly weird approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a set square being the thing selected.

Her Beautiful Orangutan had a pint of beer to eat. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

Her Beautiful Orangutan always had with them a piece of paper that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be an extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

Her Beautiful Orangutan had a painting of a melon that they would occasionally worship. It might be an extraordinary thought, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

Her Beautiful Orangutan always kept a custard pie that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly new thought, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the item opted for.