The Funny Orangutan

The Funny Orangutan desperately needed a set square that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an original approach to life, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the item that was selected.

The Funny Orangutan carried a cheese grater that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an original suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Orangutan craved for a cucumber that they would often drop. It was considered to be a fairly curious proposal, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

The Funny Orangutan searched for a bag of poop to throw. It would be a funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it was exciting. A bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

The Funny Orangutan always kept a condom that they liked to drop. It might be a fairly odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

The Funny Orangutan craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.