The Crazy Orangutan

The Crazy Orangutan carried a rubber johnny that they liked to put up their bum. It is considered to be a peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

The Crazy Orangutan desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would occasionally worship. It might be a fairly original proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

The Crazy Orangutan found a sword that they liked to embrace. It might have been a bizarre thought, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Orangutan searched for a vibrator to cuddle. It might have been a fairly new proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Orangutan craved for a can of Tango that they sometimes play with. This seems to be a fairly weird thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

The Crazy Orangutan desperately wanted a set of lego that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a strange exercise, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it would be stunning. Remarkably, a set of lego is the item to choose.