Exceptional Orangutan

Exceptional Orangutan searched for a wig to break. One might consider this to be a weird undertaking, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a wig being the thing selected.

Exceptional Orangutan carried a condom that they would sometimes experiment on. It would have been an odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

Exceptional Orangutan owned a bag of flour that they would sometimes play with. This seems a fairly odd approach to life, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

Exceptional Orangutan found a painting of a melon to break. This is certainly a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

Exceptional Orangutan desperately looked for a crown to put on his head. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea was awesome. A crown is the thing to choose.

Exceptional Orangutan craved for a pint of beer that they would often put up their bum. It would be an exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.