The Dodgy Orangutan

The Dodgy Orangutan needed a condom that they would worship. It was a fairly exciting exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it would be spectacular. Honestly, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Orangutan owned a lava lamp that they would rub on his belly. It might be a fairly peculiar action, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Orangutan craved for a hat that they would sometimes share. It should be a fairly exciting idea, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a hat was the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Orangutan always had with them a mug that they would often break. This could be considered a fairly odd operation, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. A mug was the chosen item.

The Dodgy Orangutan craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This is certainly an extraordinary thing to do, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the item to select.

The Dodgy Orangutan owned a custard pie to experiment on. This seems a curious idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was selected.