The Bewildered Orangutan

The Bewildered Orangutan desperately looked for a bottle of wine to sit and look at. One might find this to be a weird operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Orangutan needed a sponge that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a weird idea, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

The Bewildered Orangutan wanted a rubber johnny to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

The Bewildered Orangutan always kept a computer to share. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a computer was the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Orangutan desperately craved for a cup to embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing action, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. A cup was the chosen item.

The Bewildered Orangutan looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.