His Beautiful Orangutan

His Beautiful Orangutan wanted a condom that they sometimes cuddle. It was a fairly exciting action, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a condom of all things.

His Beautiful Orangutan always kept a bottle of coke that they sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly funny proposal, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the chosen item.

His Beautiful Orangutan needed a set of lego that they liked to annihilate It was considered to be a fairly original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was amazing. Honestly, a set of lego having that done to it

His Beautiful Orangutan looked for a cheese grater to cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

His Beautiful Orangutan desperately searched for a vibrator that they would occasionally embrace. This is certainly a fairly strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a vibrator of all things.

His Beautiful Orangutan desperately wanted a wig that they would smash. This seems a fairly curious suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a wig would be the item that was chosen.