The Handsome Orangutan

The Handsome Orangutan desperately needed a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

The Handsome Orangutan always kept a can of Tango that they would sit and look at. It would have been an odd operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a can of Tango of all things.

The Handsome Orangutan craved for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally share. It might be a surprising operation, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Orangutan needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would often break. It is an unusual action, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

The Handsome Orangutan always carried a piece of paper that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was simply life. A piece of paper is the item to choose.

The Handsome Orangutan needed a pint of cider that they would often worship. It might be a fairly weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. A pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.