Their Adorable Orangutan

Their Adorable Orangutan desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a lava lamp of all things.

Their Adorable Orangutan desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly new exercise, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

Their Adorable Orangutan desired a cheese grater that they would often experiment on. It should be an extraordinary operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

Their Adorable Orangutan desperately craved for a cup that they sometimes share. It might be a different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

Their Adorable Orangutan wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be a funny idea, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

Their Adorable Orangutan searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes eat. It was a weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.