Their Tired Orangutan

Their Tired Orangutan desperately desired a porno magazine that they would occasionally worship. It would be an odd operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

Their Tired Orangutan desperately searched for a wig that they would often smash. It should have been a fairly exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. A wig was the chosen item.

Their Tired Orangutan desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would demolish. It is considered to be a fairly different exercise, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

Their Tired Orangutan desperately looked for a teapot that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a teapot of all things.

Their Tired Orangutan searched for a bag of poop that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be a fairly extraordinary action, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it was fun. A bag of poop being the item selected.

Their Tired Orangutan needed a rubber johnny that they would often put up their bum. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful activity, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.