The Bewildered Orangutan

The Bewildered Orangutan owned a set of lego that they liked to throw. One might say this is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a set of lego being the item opted for.

The Bewildered Orangutan desperately looked for a wig that they liked to annihilate One might say this is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a wig is the item to opt for.

The Bewildered Orangutan desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would sometimes drop. One might consider this to be an unusual activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Orangutan wanted a dildo that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a dildo being the chosen item.

The Bewildered Orangutan desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a different idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Orangutan looked for a mug to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting idea, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. A mug was the thing that was opted for.