A Colourful Orangutan

A Colourful Orangutan desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would experiment on. It should have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

A Colourful Orangutan had a pint of cider to cuddle. It is an original approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of cider of all things.

A Colourful Orangutan desperately desired a CD player to smash. This seems to be a new action, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

A Colourful Orangutan carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to break. It is considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

A Colourful Orangutan wanted a condom that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the item that was opted for.

A Colourful Orangutan found a tomato that they would try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea is epic. A tomato being the item selected.