Red Orangutan

Red Orangutan found a block of cheese that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be an odd approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

Red Orangutan desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would often experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

Red Orangutan often carried a bat that they sometimes share. It should be a fairly funny suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a bat being the thing opted for.

Red Orangutan always kept a hat that they sometimes break. It might have been a fairly new idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a hat is the thing to choose.

Red Orangutan wanted a CD player that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a CD player is the item to choose.

Red Orangutan found a dildo that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly new proposal, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a dildo was the item that was chosen.