The Angry Orangutan

The Angry Orangutan carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a fairly curious proposal, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it was exciting. A pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

The Angry Orangutan always kept a vibrator that they would often smash. It is considered to be an unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the thing selected.

The Angry Orangutan wanted a bottle of coke that they would smash. It might have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Orangutan needed a set square that they would embrace. It is considered to be a surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea was epic. Honestly, a set square being the chosen item.

The Angry Orangutan searched for a crown that they liked to throw. One might find this to be a fairly new thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A crown is the item to opt for.

The Angry Orangutan desired a bat that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly weird thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the item that was chosen.