His Foolish Paki

His Foolish Paki desperately craved for a stapler that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the chosen item.

His Foolish Paki owned a helmet that they would occasionally sleep with. It is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a helmet would be the item chosen.

His Foolish Paki often carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to eat. It is considered to be a fairly funny operation, to my children, but not to the Paki, who feels that this idea was epic. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

His Foolish Paki searched for a block of cheese that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a weird exercise, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

His Foolish Paki searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally play with. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary proposal, to most, but not to the Paki, who thinks it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

His Foolish Paki owned a cucumber that they would sometimes experiment on. It is an odd approach to life, to you, but not to the Paki, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the chosen item.