A Lovely Paki

A Lovely Paki always had with them a porno magazine that they would often cuddle. It should have been a fairly funny thought, to many, but not to the Paki, who had decided that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

A Lovely Paki looked for a can of coke that they would worship. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

A Lovely Paki desperately needed a lava lamp that they liked to drop. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

A Lovely Paki desperately searched for a rubber chicken to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly weird undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

A Lovely Paki desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who thought that the idea was miraculous. A can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

A Lovely Paki desperately desired a spade that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a somewhat surprising action, to you, but not to the Paki, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing to select.