His Special Paki

His Special Paki desperately desired a bottle of coke that they liked to sleep with. This seems a new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

His Special Paki craved for a custard pie that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

His Special Paki desperately craved for a condom that they would often put on his head. It might have been a fairly funny idea, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who feels it would be out of this world. A condom is the thing to choose.

His Special Paki desperately needed a little monkey that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly odd operation, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who considered it was amazing. Who would have thought, a little monkey of all things.

His Special Paki carried a sword that they would often insert somewhere. It might be an original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Bizarrely, a sword being the item opted for.

His Special Paki always carried a pen that they sometimes annihilate It was a surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a pen is the item to opt for.