The Gentle Paki

The Gentle Paki had a helmet that they would often hug. One might say this is a bizarre thought, to my children, but not to the Paki, who felt it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a helmet being the item opted for.

The Gentle Paki craved for a toilet brush that they would occasionally smash. It might be a fairly weird suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

The Gentle Paki had a rubber johnny that they would often eat. This seems a fairly unusual thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who assumed that this idea was sublime. A rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Paki desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would be an odd suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who felt that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

The Gentle Paki always kept a toilet brush that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been an unusual exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who felt that this idea is awesome. A toilet brush was the chosen item.

The Gentle Paki desperately needed a piece of paper that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been a fairly astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.