Her Nervous Paki

Her Nervous Paki always carried a bag of poop that they would try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

Her Nervous Paki found a pen that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly unusual idea, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who feels it was magnificent. A pen being the item opted for.

Her Nervous Paki desperately needed a big sponge that they sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a fairly unusual activity, to you, but not to the Paki, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

Her Nervous Paki had a piece of paper that they sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who thinks it would be spectacular. A piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

Her Nervous Paki always had with them a sword that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

Her Nervous Paki had a stretchman that they would often insert somewhere. This seems an extraordinary approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a stretchman being the thing selected.