His Lucky Paki

His Lucky Paki had a chocolate bar that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be an extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

His Lucky Paki desperately wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally share. This might appear to be a fairly weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing to select.

His Lucky Paki needed a porno magazine that they would occasionally break. This seems to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

His Lucky Paki owned a rubber johnny to share. This seems to be an astonishing activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

His Lucky Paki desperately desired a sword that they sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly weird exercise, to me, but not to the Paki, who considered that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a sword was the item that was selected.

His Lucky Paki always had with them a crown that they would occasionally play with. It should have been a curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a crown is the thing that was chosen.