A Silly Paki

A Silly Paki searched for a dildo that they liked to smash. One might say this is a fairly strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who feels that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

A Silly Paki desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would put in the bath with him. It was a different suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

A Silly Paki wanted a cucumber that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly different exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a cucumber being the item selected.

A Silly Paki owned a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally play with. It was a fairly strange thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a magic 8 ball of all things.

A Silly Paki wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would put on his head. It is a fairly peculiar action, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

A Silly Paki found a stapler that they liked to smash. It would be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item that was selected.