His Orange Paki

His Orange Paki desperately searched for a custard pie to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a funny approach to life, to many, but not to the Paki, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

His Orange Paki found a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who felt that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes of all things.

His Orange Paki always kept a ball that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who thought that the idea was fun. Honestly, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

His Orange Paki found a bag of flour that they liked to play with. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

His Orange Paki needed a stretchman that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a stretchman having that done to it

His Orange Paki owned a wig that they would sometimes play with. This might appear to be a fairly original exercise, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who feels that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the item that was selected.