A Scary Paki

A Scary Paki always kept a set of lego that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, but not to the Paki, who felt it was out of this world. Strangely, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

A Scary Paki often carried a cucumber that they liked to annihilate It should be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who thought it was entertaining. Remarkably, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

A Scary Paki owned a rubber johnny to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly new operation, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who felt it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

A Scary Paki wanted a wig that they sometimes share. It would have been an exciting suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a wig would be the item that was selected.

A Scary Paki desperately looked for a crown that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is an original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a crown would be the item that was selected.

A Scary Paki wanted a computer to play with. One might find this to be a fairly weird idea, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a computer having that done to it