My Stupid Paki

My Stupid Paki carried a pint of cider that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

My Stupid Paki desperately desired a spade that they would sometimes play with. It might have been a fairly unusual idea, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the item to choose.

My Stupid Paki wanted a sponge to share. One might say this is a weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Paki, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

My Stupid Paki desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Paki, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

My Stupid Paki often carried a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would be a bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who considered that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

My Stupid Paki desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly funny proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the item to select.