The Silly Paki

The Silly Paki owned a set square that they liked to hug. One might find this to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a set square is the item to choose.

The Silly Paki always had with them a melon that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly a fairly weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Silly Paki desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes break. It would have been an exciting thing to do, to some, but not to the Paki, who expected that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

The Silly Paki desperately desired a CD player that they would occasionally annihilate It should have been an extraordinary operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea was epic. A CD player was the chosen item.

The Silly Paki desperately craved for a pint of beer that they sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly weird undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

The Silly Paki desperately craved for a pint of beer to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly funny exercise, to many, but not to the Paki, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.