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Thanks @stevecoins - I can definitely work a register and play nice with people when I have to. The hardest part is actually having a schedule and being on my feet for hours at a time especially when I'm very used to my office chair and puppy-dog ottomans. LOL

maybe you could demonstrate a "floor model" foot massager while you stand at the register ;)

That's brilliant!
I might have to shave my big toe

I heard that they have razors on aisle 3?? and not to be rude or anything, that looks like your whole foot, not just a big toe.....ya....you do need a shave.

this may be an HR issue. Hobbits lives matter!
LOL

They DO matter....maybe you should send some of your friends to protest that Hobbit Lives Matter - just at the entrance....no one will be too offended by that.....I mean, they are Hobbits. And THEN you'll get time to shave. But only then.