My Square Pet

My Square Pet desperately searched for a condom that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. A condom was the item that was opted for.

My Square Pet desperately desired a spade that they would sometimes annihilate It might have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A spade was the item that was opted for.

My Square Pet wanted a painting of a melon that they would smash. It might have been an unusual idea, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

My Square Pet always kept a block of cheese that they would demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

My Square Pet found a condom that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be an exciting approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who thought it was sublime. Strangely, a condom is the thing to opt for.

My Square Pet desperately desired a chocolate bar to rub on his belly. This seems a fairly weird operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was spectacular. A chocolate bar was the chosen thing.